‘Are you famous in London?’ the Fat Pap wants to know….
‘The good news is that I only have to replace your bumper. The bad news is that the Paramedics advise you not to move your leg under any circumstances until they get here and unfortunately for you that’s my dogs blanket my sister has just lodged under your head.’ (Amiee’s misguided attempt to comfort the man who’s car she has just rammed from behind as he was innocently loading his ‘trunk’ and was laying prone on the filling station forecourt in 90 degree heat….. I simply didn’t have the heart to whip out my camera and snap him in the name of the blog. For some reason my moral compass was set to ‘sympathetic’ as opposed to selfish. Rare but does happen occasionally.)
Check out the Boys in Blue! My new BF’s.
another day another Sara Berman scrape. Keep them coming, I love to read them!
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