Travels with my gang are never boring.

Flying to LA in style and we manage to get into an air rage misdemeanor with an angry Outsized Mexican who takes issue with Ginger #2's inability to understand the concept of sleeping in the daytime with the lights on. Apparently the outrageous cost of his ticket should entitle him to flying nivarna. Ginger #2 did not see the logic in this. So Outsized Mexican loses his cool, Husband in Travel Mode gets suitably defensive and the upshot is that we get a security detail to escort us off the plane in case Outsized Mexican jumps on us from behind the baggage carosel. Think the paps got us confused with Demi and Ashton. Obviously. Rock on LA!